If any of us become famous painters, film makers, photographers, illustrators, et cetera, we have to hide lemons in all our works. It’ll be our inside joke and it’ll confuse historians for centuries, okay? Okay.
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
I hope ed sees this
oh my god
I don’t think the real world could ever understand how much I love tumblr
Aw yeah- one commission down- four more to go. This one is for my lovely Erin <3 She’s going to get a golden snitch tattooed on her side @ v @ I think its gonna be super cute and really fitting for her : > <3 probably going to do a few more edits before final but this is before the nitpick stage.
-COEY!
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I also finished/mailed that commission before I left. Colours are a bit off from the scan though and I’m tooooo tired to correct it.
based on the novel by nicholas sparks
I WANT TO CRY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE EAGLE
This makes me feel very weird and uncomfortable, I do not like it.A child’s skull before losing their baby teeth
I… no… no, it can’t be like that. Someone come and tell me that’s not how it is!
I have absolutely no understanding of human anatomy but if this is true, then there’s now another reason to be terrified by children.
That’s usually how it is, but I think that might be a bisected version for use in dental school, because usually they’re not exposed and have a thin layer of bone covering them.
Also, I really regret looking that up, because I stumbled across this image, which I’m sure will haunt me forever.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
All I want is a quality X-men movie featuring Emma Stone (Shadowcat), Jason Lewis (Nightcrawler), Emma Watson, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Samuel L. Jackson/Misha Collins somewhere. This would make my life complete. Plz/Thnx